Everyone is doing a newsletter, so I guess I have to do one too...

I've built several 8 figure businesses all while being a piece of shit that likes to have fun.
I have no idea what my newsletter is going to be, but are you willing to roll the dice?

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I'm actively trying to figure out how to get a costco hot dog to anyone that signs up to my newsletter. Let me know if you have ideas.

Dunce Cap

A business podcast, with business people about not business things.

Dingus & Zazzy

Unlimited marketing
for growing businesses. No hourly rates, tokens, or contracts—just insane results.

Mystery Hold Co.

I've bought businesses and assets. They are in a government approved corporation with a naughty name. Maybe I'll buy more.